Pencil Pusher With A Twist Prints

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Storm in the out tray

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Bureau of the Damned

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Brain storm

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'