'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'
Pen Pushers Mugs
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A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
Storm in the out tray
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'
Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.
"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"
Cats and gardens.
I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.
BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'
"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"
'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'
Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.
'That's my 'job security' barometer.'
"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."
"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."
Bureaucracy gone mad!
'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'
Bureau of the Damned
In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.
Whelmed and Over-Whelmed
"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."
'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'
'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'
Work avalanche
Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.
'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'
'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'
'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'
Pen Pushers Mugs Collection
Pen Pushers Pillows
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Pen Pushers Prints
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