Pen Pal Seeker T-Shirts

'This is a ball and chain letter.'

Cling-On Dog

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Ready Mum?'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Letter writing lady.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Take You Home

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

List making as therapy.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Best Pals

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."