Pen Name Ponderer Prints

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Three Wise Monkeys with MP3 players: Hear no evil, hear no evil, hear no evil

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Ode to Nature.

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

'The heck of it is, non-violence never solves anything either!'

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"That's your advice, 'Look before you leap'?"

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"I'm telling you, Hutchins. It's 'Feed a fever. Starve a cold.'"

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Twisted Peel reads Nietzsche.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'You've never starved a fever, have you?'

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -