Pen Juggler Gifts

Ralph's fancy fork work was no match for spots expert ballpointsmanship.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Football

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Moving in

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Brickie's Mate

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

"Honey! We're home!"

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

University of xylongatnyfexodyl never heard of it

"Balanced Diet"

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."