Pen Juggler Gifts

Ralph's fancy fork work was no match for spots expert ballpointsmanship.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Football

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Moving in

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Brickie's Mate

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

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"Honey! We're home!"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"Balanced Diet"

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'