
Acme Pen Co -"If they don't work, just toss 'em in the bin"
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Acme Pen Co -"If they don't work, just toss 'em in the bin"
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
No Elgar!
'It's a Joan Biro.'
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."
"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."
Cat with Nine Still Lives
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
Biro Diversity
Je Suis Charlie
A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.
Weapens of Mass Instruction
Penguins in the form of writing Pens
"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."
"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."
'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'
"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"
"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."
"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."
Indian snake charmer charms a snake.
President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors
Unnatural Selection.
The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon
'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'
Steadman - The Early Years.
"Dumb it down or sex it up."
Spilled Ink
Critics In Love
How to write
"I don't like it already."
'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'
Wear your pens with pride
"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"
'The Writer'
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