Pen Collectors Mugs

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'You actually took a pen and wrote a letter? Doesn't that, like, screw up your hand or something?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Bribes for Jabs

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Bingo night.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Je Suis Charlie

Biro Security

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.