Pellet Professional Mugs

'As a leader he carries a lot of weight. Thirty four pellets to be exact.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Others will fight for you

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"I want to work from home!"

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Work Life Balance

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"Office of quality assurance"

"You can't say that to a customer!"

Tee for Two!

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"He may be the principal, but he's a terrible speller."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"