Pelican Lover Pillows

Daily Affirmations: 'You can succeed!! You are a Peli-'CAN' not a peli-can't.'

'I'm starting to see how you might be quite an asset to the firm.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"They look like pickles."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement