Pelican Aficionado Prints

"Costco."

"Hey, they're shooting their wedding photos on the beach! Let's go and photobomb them to make them even more special..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Omara Portuondo

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Hair Crop Circle

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The First Martian Dog.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Apple Pie Abduction

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Take me to your Larder!"