Peer Into Life's Nuances Prints

A sleepy looking driver waits for a passenger in a sleepy looking car.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Formula.

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Elderly Dating

'Yeah, but that's life!'

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

Man with a big question

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'I know I just met you, but I already hate you. It saves time.'

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

Passage of Time

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

Destinations

'I had a job once, sir, but I succumbed to sleep deprivation.'

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

Type 'G' for guru

'I can cure you, but you'll have to file your own health insurance forms.'

General Dentistry.

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."

"We'd like to divorce our children."

"Well, how long do you want to live?"

'What's your wallet and keys doing in the refrigerator?'

"Not once in my life, … In School, Marriage, Business… did I ever come out smelling like a rose."

'Do you ever get the feeling there has to be more to life?'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"Have you been waiting long?"