Pedigree Paperwork Collector Prints

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Make a lot of money."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"You know you're getting old when..."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

Groovy Baby

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Music & Gym'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

Newborn making the V-sign

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Most dog-like dog.

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

His master's voice

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Misery lit...

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Gramophone Headphone

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'