Pediatric Nurse Prints

Changing the baby.

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Morale soared when we installed the Nurf Basketball.'

'She's a nurse in the childrens' ward.'

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Very bad throat infection. I would stick with soft foods for a few days, like conifers, evergreens, even pulp if you can get some.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'The Doctor just finished his rounds. I better go soothe the patient's psyches.'

"Here He Is... Wait! You're Not Mrs. Rosales!"

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Little doctor. Little Quack

Nurse sticking a plaster over a child's mouth to stop him crying

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Just 18 spoons of sugar makes the medicine go down...'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"Is he proud of me?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"They grow up so fast."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

The cell phone soother for life.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

A midwife holding a baby