"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."
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In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
Difference of Opinion
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute
Torturing the English Language
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."
The Jose Padilla Experience
U.S. Credit Rating
Honest Boris
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'
Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing
Fifty shades of Leveson.
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
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