Pedal Prodigy Mugs

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Cycling with a harp case

A smiling cyclist

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"I love your work!"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Home school marching band"

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

Musical Bicycle.

"Still on your left."

"Tip my boy."

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

How to lose weight.

'I play it to kill time.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

Amateur singers

Alexander Dargomyzhsky