Pedal Pal Mugs

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

A smiling cyclist

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I need a jump!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Musical Bicycle.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Bike powered computer.

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Pedalo Racer

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Dog bath

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Exercise rat race

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Mammoth bone and the dogs.

'Well played, sir.'

How to lose weight.