Pedal Pal Mugs

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

A smiling cyclist

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'I need a jump!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Musical Bicycle.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Bike powered computer.

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Pedalo Racer

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog bath

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Exercise rat race

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'Well played, sir.'

How to lose weight.

Mammoth bone and the dogs.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'