Pedal Master Gifts

"Where did you get that awesome distortion pedal, dude?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Cycling with a harp case

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

A smiling cyclist

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

Digging.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Musical Bicycle.

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

How to lose weight.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

"On the gentleman's left!"

'Albert's helping the environment...he recycles his bike to work every day!'

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."

Bicycle race.

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

Tour De France: Leeds to host start of 2014 race.

"I can see clear skies ahead...nearly there...not far now..."

"Treat me like a car!"