Pedagogy Enthusiasts Prints

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'Our new teacher's very ignorant. . .She's always asking questions.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Suffering from Cooties?

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Yummy Mummies

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

A Preschool of Fish

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."