Peacemakers United Pillows

"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

A divided world.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"All parents fight."

Munich Security Conference

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Middleast Peace

Boss

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'