Peaceful Snacker Mugs

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Is the MSG local?"

Super Heroes.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Meditation Munchies

Self Service, Self Denial

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Supermarket Aisles.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

And so begins another evening of serious hobnobbing

A meditator begins to crave cake.