Peaceful Protest Maestro Gifts

Lawnmower protestor

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'It's a silent protest.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'Where are the kids?'

Nest building

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

"Does the court have any objection if I accompany my plea on the violin, your honour?"

Revolution

St. Lukes Silent Order

'Let him hit you.'

We are on the move. . .

War and Peace

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

"Putin out!" "Putin is a gangster" "Putin, Putin, bo-Butin banana-fana fo-Futin fee-fi-mo-Mutin Putin!"

Rebels without a magic marker

Labour Protests.

"Could you keep still?"

Carols

"Right Sarge, we've got them kettled. What do we do not they've started boiling?"

Logging protester

Protesting Asparagus

A Nation of Peace

UN climate report

Ballet Beggar.