Peace Signs Pillows

Roman Hippies

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Beware of the frog"

Laughing Zone Ahead

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Do it write the first time.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"He's always been an optimist."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

That's Network...

"High Pressure Area"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

The Big Cheese

'I realize I misspelled it but why change it?'

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign