Peace Seekers Mugs

"Try thinking about something else."

'How refreshing.'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

'It's amazing how quiet the jungle has been since Tarzan lost his voice...'

"Sorry pal, I'm not a guru, just working remote."

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

"When I asked them to keep quiet, they gave me these sleeping pills."

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

'Good news!! I've located a small island in the middle of one of their oceans, where you'll be safe from war, religious conflicts and crime!!'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'It's a moat.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'It's nice to have the neighbours round - it's the only time there isn't any banging, shouting and screaming next door.'

Noise Pollution

"He's fitting in nicely."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

"The first one to fall asleep gets today's competitive-edge award."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog in Daisys

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Cactus seats.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."