Pawsome Pun Mugs

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Hang Time Fido

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'So you're a cat person...'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Best Man's best friend.

Cats on Pinterest

Walking my dog gives me a new leash on life!

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

Man and dog