Pawn Shop Humorist Prints

'$10 and you're lucky to get that. This stuff was stolen from here last night.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Pirates at the mall.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

Many clowns in rowboat

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

"That reminds me - it's about time to feed the little fella."

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

"I had to let that new lad go, I caught him with his hand in the trill"

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

Pet shop with 'Romeows' in stock.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

"I'm afraid Benson is all through."

Liberal Arts Diploma.

'Yes, he does tend to overcharge a bit.'

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

The lender of last resort?

"No, sir, recumbent unicycles are not a thing."

IHOX

'Aw! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine...'

'So, maybe I know him, maybe we did some business. What's he accused of?'

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own..."

"Jimmy, I'm putting you back on fruit and veg."

'I can only offer you £10.00 for the gun.'

Chess king and queen walk toward pawn shop.

"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning."

Rag and Bone Shop.

'No, not THAT corner!'