Paw-some Foodie Mugs

"The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself?"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Kibbles & S**t'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

The perfect relationship

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

"I need some assistance here."

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

'So you're a cat person...'

"Let's get the ball."

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Leave the bowl."

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.