Paw-some Communicator Mugs

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Dogs

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Humans are strange."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."