Paw-shionista Mugs

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Humans are strange."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"You're amazing!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Grammarian.

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Hang Time Fido

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Heel! Toe!

If they were cats

"He's a real dog person."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"I need some assistance here."

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."