Pavement Art T-Shirts

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"I love your work!"

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Hay Rides $10

"Draw your own path."

"I have no thumbs."

Hoodie Hang-out

Push for Disco...

Music downloads

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Caricatures $20"

Can't even hold signs well.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Romantic Graffiti

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Any references?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

COVID Vaccine

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Mobile Operations Stand.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Me and my money are soon parted

Graffiti Forever!

Pavement Artist

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Stop Ironic Graffiti

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.