Pattern Passionist Mugs

The Bed Treatment

Canine Companion

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

Alexander Blok

Horace

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

'The woodpecker is extra.'

Pizza By The Slice

James Ward-Prowse

Vincent Discovers Impasto

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'

Chutney

"I spilled my last drop of 'Eau de Passion'! Fragrance really does affect your mood!"

"Tell me I didn't marry a brine snob."

I love my clarinet

Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements.

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

"Would you prefer smoking or non smoking?"

It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

"There's more to life than just ticking boxes!"

'Okay, I was wrong - he's NOT just as afraid of us as we are of him.'

"Say, Jigsaw, what have you got there?"