Patriotism With A Twist Gifts

'I always buy American except when it comes to cigars, wine, beer and cars.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Monuments

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

World Cup Fever

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

UNFADED GLORY

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Lucky Stars.

Veterans Day '20

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Scars and Bars

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Donald Glover

Bring flag factories back to America.

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'