Patriotism Buff Prints

'The Triumphal Entry of Garibaldi into Naples'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Oh, good. You remembered my flag."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"All these products are Australian ingredients, Australian made, and totally Australian owned!"

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 7

Squirrels stealing from a man as he stands up to salute the flag.

I Promise to Buy American Beer.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Monuments

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Moulting"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."