Patriotism Buff Prints

'The Triumphal Entry of Garibaldi into Naples'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Oh, good. You remembered my flag."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"All these products are Australian ingredients, Australian made, and totally Australian owned!"

Squirrels stealing from a man as he stands up to salute the flag.

I Promise to Buy American Beer.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Monuments

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."