Patriotic Trendsetter Gifts

Uncle Sam Fashion

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Rule Britannia!

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Go Britain!

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Old soldiers at Dunkirk. Politically correct guy:'Sorry old boys-can't have you upsetting Johnny Foreigner, you know'

'I know the government bailout was necessary, but I don't think we should have to sing the national anthem every morning.'

"December 25, 1776..."

Condoleezza Rice

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"