Patriotic Trendsetter Gifts

Uncle Sam Fashion

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

Rule Britannia!

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Go Britain!

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Old soldiers at Dunkirk. Politically correct guy:'Sorry old boys-can't have you upsetting Johnny Foreigner, you know'

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

'I know the government bailout was necessary, but I don't think we should have to sing the national anthem every morning.'

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"