Patriotic Professional Pillows

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Military Medals

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

World Cup Fever

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Lucky Stars.

Veterans Day '20

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day US

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Donald Glover

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Bring flag factories back to America.

'Look...a fresh one!'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"