Patriotic Professional Pillows

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Military Medals

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day '20

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Lucky Stars.

Veterans Day US

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Bring flag factories back to America.

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'We must protect my sovereignty.'