Patriotic Poster Child Pillows

John Philip Sousa

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

World Cup Fever

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Uncle Sam Fashion

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'Arm...cramping...'

Old soldiers at Dunkirk. Politically correct guy:'Sorry old boys-can't have you upsetting Johnny Foreigner, you know'

"Voila! I call it The Moderna Lisa."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Our July 4th barbecue consists of Torie steaks, Redcoat ribs and Hessian weiners.'

EGGS laid in America

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

'What's the best part about living in Switzerland?'

Happy Fourth of July!

"I wanted a gazebo."

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

Be American, Buy...

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

"Burger with - I'm guessing - American cheese?"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

"A Japanese company will deliver to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Soldiers medal.

'I wanted to show them what a patriot I am, but they wouldn't let me vote!'

Jimmy's Lemonade: Buy American!

"I give it a year."

Man feels national pride when runners pass.

Rule Britannia!

Soldier on Memorial Day

Bernie Sanders