Patriotic Poster Child Pillows

John Philip Sousa

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Uncle Sam Fashion

'Arm...cramping...'

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Old soldiers at Dunkirk. Politically correct guy:'Sorry old boys-can't have you upsetting Johnny Foreigner, you know'

"Voila! I call it The Moderna Lisa."

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Oh, yes, he's patriotic alright - only uses the Red Lion, the White Hart and the Blue Boar!!'

'Our July 4th barbecue consists of Torie steaks, Redcoat ribs and Hessian weiners.'

'What's the best part about living in Switzerland?'

EGGS laid in America

Happy Fourth of July!

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

Be American, Buy...

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

"Burger with - I'm guessing - American cheese?"

"I wanted a gazebo."

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

"A Japanese company will deliver to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'I wanted to show them what a patriot I am, but they wouldn't let me vote!'

Jimmy's Lemonade: Buy American!

Soldiers medal.

Man feels national pride when runners pass.

Rule Britannia!

Bernie Sanders

Soldier on Memorial Day