Patriotic Personality Gifts

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Monuments

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

World Cup Fever

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

UNFADED GLORY

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Mount Bobblemore.

Lucky Stars.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Veterans Day '20

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Donald Glover

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Bring flag factories back to America.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Support the Troops

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.