Patriot Games Enthusiast Pillows

'No, I'm not English. I'm Danish. It's just that I'm dyslexic.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Veterans Day '20

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Veterans Day US

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Television guests' essentials in November.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

'Look...a fresh one!'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Battleship Bingo Night.

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"