Patriot Flag-waver Gifts

England flag wheelchair.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Military Medals

Turkish Democracy

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

UNFADED GLORY

"Beware of Don"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Veterans Day '20

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Television guests' essentials in November.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Look...a fresh one!'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Euro 2021

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

The American flag

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

America's New Dawn

Barack Obama

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Nicola Sturgeon