Patriot At Heart Pillows

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Thank you.'

"We have no friends, just allies."

Patriot

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."

In Support of our efforts in Iraq, Obama returns his American flag pin to his lapel.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Memorial Day

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

White cliffs of Dover

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

John Adams

George Washington is the Father of our country, and Ben Franklin is the Grandfather.'

President Barack Obama

'Sewing those two old sheets together was a good idea of yours.'

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

'...But first, our national anthem.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Healing the Heart of Democracy

"But first, our national anthem."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'