Patient With A Humorous Outlook Mugs

'Did I touch a nerve?'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

The New Age Dentist.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"You have ice water in your veins."

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

IV Bags: Main and Afters

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

"I see there's been an improvement in your athlete's foot."

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Spin GP'

'If you're tired of only hearing good news or bad news, we're running a special on 'meh' news.'

"We found traces of conscience, fortunately we caught it early."

"He's losing his will to pay!"

"I'm not very good at delivering bad news so you're perfectly fine."