Patient With A Humorous Outlook Mugs

'Did I touch a nerve?'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

The New Age Dentist.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

'Spin GP'

"I see there's been an improvement in your athlete's foot."

'What are YOU doing here?'

'If you're tired of only hearing good news or bad news, we're running a special on 'meh' news.'

"We found traces of conscience, fortunately we caught it early."

"He's losing his will to pay!"

"I'm not very good at delivering bad news so you're perfectly fine."

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"