Patient Pup Parent Prints

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Why do they do that?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Cat Nip.

"He was a very good boy."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"