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Inventor of a time travel machine

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"What's a patent?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Walking Luggage.

Raincloud Umbrella

Eureka!

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Edison: The Early Years,

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

The First Fire Stick

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Bright Idea

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

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