Patchwork Prodigy Mugs

I quilt therefore I am

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'You could do that.' I did

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Joseph and his coat

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Stop staring"

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Picasso's learning years.

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

The King's New Robes.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Make do and mend

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

Still life?

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."

"New! Crosscheckers! A game of strategy and vocabulary!"

"Soul patch. What do you think?"