Pasture Pun Collector Mugs

Bubble Gum Farms.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Cow Pollen

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The Bear Fax.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Bell Hop

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Spiv

Shepherd

Even cows get the blahs....

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Re-Tail.

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"Did you dial the rabbit response line?"

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

Did you double dip?

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

the dreaded Testes Fly...

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"I have to twinkle"

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick.

If Moses was a cow.

'His bark's worse than that.'

A Butt Ox