Pasture Poem Appreciator Prints

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Iliadette.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

How a poet works

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Ham-Dram

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Down On the Farm

Old Yarns

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

COW. JUST COW.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Shepherd

Even cows get the blahs....

"I've never trusted cows."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Brown cow