Pastry Protagonist Mugs

What, sir, are you doing with that microphone? Fitting you with a surveillance device. Someone stole a scone. I've got to monitor everyone in the cafe to prevent future attacks. I'm sure you won't mind – unless you're a filthy pastry-thieving anti-capitalist criminal. I don't know … Speak into the mike, American-hater.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

You're the puff in my pastry!

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Pastry Hat

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."