Pastoral Athlete Mugs

Extreme Sheepherding

Shepherd and eurydice

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

The Antiquary

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Sports Day at the Monastery

Early Ram Raids

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

"I'm here about the found poster."

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

'Do you want to tell him or should I?'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

My Day - Cow Today Magazine

Rural Life - 'Good God, I'm afraid we're nabbed!'