Pastor Appreciation Day Prints

"Can we discuss this?"

A Puppet Named Juan

Shepherd and eurydice

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Staff support"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

I will study my speling words...

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Ghostwriting the Bible

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"