Pasta Art Aficionado Pillows

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Pasta

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Italia tours

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Coffee shop

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The worm that churned!

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Al Dante

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Spaghetti Road

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Holy Macaroni,

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."