Passwords Prints

"So who is this First pet?"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I'm looking for one that has a clever name I can use as an answer to a security question."

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."